Indecisive Writing

Indecisive Writing


The love child of an endless imagination and the hopeless procrastinator...
Photoset October 16, 2013 • 3,656 notes

Text February 2, 2012 • 1 note

Gays in the Bathroom

One of the hardest things a gay individual has to deal with is running into someone you dated in a public bathroom. You’re trapped at a urinal and are forced to make awkward small talk.

All you want to do is zip up and run out of the restroom as fast as possible… But then they are going to judge you for not washing your hands.

So you casually act as if you’re somewhere else and start conversation. I just pretend that we’ve run into each other waiting for a cup of coffee, when in reality, I’m regretting the cup of coffee I had earlier that went right through me.

You both finish your business and you head over to the sink area to wash your hands and next thing you know, he’s gone! He bolted for the door at the first chance, and now you can judge him, and warn all your mutual friends about his uncleanly nature.

Text February 1, 2012

Thailand

I feel like Thailand probably smells like fresh linen from all the clothing factories… Well fresh linen and poverty.

Text January 6, 2012 • 1 note

The Gym 2012 edition

Like every other person who makes a New Year’s resolution, I vowed to get back in shape and go to the gym more.

I went three days in a row. By day four my arms were ready to fall off and so I went biking. Now my legs are ready to fall off too.

My favorite part about going to the gym? The cigarette I have in the parking lot as I walk to my car. I mostly do it for the dirty looks I get from the soccer moms and the gay gym-bunnies.

Haters gonna hate.

Text November 13, 2011 • 1 note

Angst

Sitting on the roof, smoking at my parent’s house… I haven’t felt this much like an angsty teenager since I was an angsty teenager losing my virginity while my parents thought I was at a football game.

Text November 7, 2011 • 29 notes

First Dates and Sexy Underwear

I purposely wear unflattering underwear on first dates as a deterrent from sleeping with someone on a first date.

Text November 6, 2011

Smoking Breaks

If smokers are allowed to take smoking breaks, are alcoholics allowed to have drinking breaks? I’m going to start taking 15 minute breaks every 2 hours to go do shots of tequila.

Text October 25, 2011 • 7 notes

My New Diet

When I get hungry I smoke a cigarette or drink a caffeinated drink (ie: coffee, tea, or diet coke.)

Text October 3, 2011 • 5 notes

Baby hands

An actual quote from my date tonight:
My Date: “Oh my gosh, I just can’t get over how soft your hands are!”
Me:”Oh, these aren’t mine… I borrowed these from a baby.”

Text September 27, 2011 • 5 notes

The softest shirt ever!

Today I am wearing the softest shirt I’ve ever had, but I can’t focus on that because the tag is so itchy.

Text September 8, 2011 • 2 notes

Netflix is Gay

It is funny how “Gay & Lesbian” is a genre of its own on Netflix … you would think they would just put movies about the LGBT lifestyle under Horror…

Text September 8, 2011 • 3 notes

Current Weather Conditions

I think when people lookup the current weather conditions it should just say:

Go outside!


Text September 4, 2011 • 34 notes

Grady Memorial Hospital

… Where, if you don’t have insurance, you can have your stab wounds and gunshots sutured up for the price of the balloon of crack-cocaine in your bowels.

Text September 1, 2011 • 20 notes

Parenthetical Douche Bag

MLA format is like that guy who drops names when he’s talking to you… Because, somehow, merely knowing people makes you so cool.